Get a grip.

Fucking hell. From the top to the bottom in like what? 1 second?

It's called a joke, fucking deal with it.

We are humans, we all communicate, some more openly than others. Go back to your shitty "religion" and your "disability". Go read in Pink and learn what the fuck a joke is.

Don't take him away from me.

Don't like it when your friends make mean comments about you? It's called a joke, heck. Yesterday it wasn't even about you. It was someone else, and you STILL went off in a huff about it.

Everyone finds some things offensive. Stop acting like your higher than everyone else. You're not the only one who can get offended. Fuck off. You say she thinks she's only one with problems, your a fucking hypocrite.

I've a right mind never to talk to you again. I believe you have something against me. Everything I say to you just happens to be wrong.

I don't want you back. I'm happy I left when I had the chance.